On TV, if someone is suspected of murder then the police will
take a swab of the inside of their mouth to check their DNA against that found
at the scene of the crime. I guess the inside of the mouth is an area where
cells are sensitive. The methotrexate
chemo blasted all cells everywhere which is why there is a long list of side
effects such as losing hair and getting mouth ulcers. Complaining about mouth
ulcers seems trivial given the various other ailments I have but the other ones
don’t actually hurt and if you’ve ever had a mouth ulcer, then you’ll be able
to imagine having a mouth full of them is worth a moaning blog post. I have Difflam
mouthwash but its just a matter of time to wait for them to go. In the
meantime, no smiling/eating/ talking. And
for the record, I’m not suspected of murder.
